Ladies' Days

HI All,
(Gentleman, this post is *not* for you!)
Ladies, hands up for all those who *hate* your 'ladies days' (aka period, Aunt Flo....)!!!
My hand is up, BTW.
Seriously, when you're done needing it biologically speaking why doesn't it just stop?
And, why is it that every freakin' month the 'fun' is different?
For instance:
1. Body aches (is it the flu? or just 'that time again'?)
2. Everything hurts (toes, hair, teeth...yes I said hair)
3. Everything bugs the living s*it out of you (including your spouse's breathing...yes, I said breathing)
4. You drop everything, cut your finger buttering toast and can't seem to talk (yes, I said can't seem to talk)
5. Every car that gets in front of you is going 20 mph-even on the highway (or is that back to #3 above?)
6. Every woman has different symptoms so you try and vent to each other but then her symptoms start bugging you (see #3 above again)
7. Chocolate seems to have become a serious food group and you're also eating other things you 'never' eat otherwise (and, conversely, then get bloated and see #3 above again)
8. This is how you know God is a man because no woman would put the rest of us through all this crap!

Ahh, so here's to our 'ladies days'...and here's hoping (for me anyway) they're over permanently soon!!