Who would you be??

Ladies,
Is it cloudy? Is it sunny? Is it Summer or Fall? Who the h, e, double hockey sticks knows!

So, since the weather seems to be taking on different identities on an *hourly* basis, here's a question for you...
If you could change your identity (a la C. Rockef*ller) who would you be?
What name would you use?
Would you want to be someone else or are you content with being your original self?
That whole story in the news is just perplexing. Ok, so I get that he grew up in some non-descript German village and he wanted to get out and be famous. I get that he wanted to come to America (we rock, after all); but to completely cut out your family and walk away? And it's not like he changed his 'identity' once, but multiple times! Now he doesn't 'remember' anything? Sounds fishy to me!
But, I digress...
Now, while my family certainly won't win the prize for 'Most Normal', I can't say I'd like to 'forget' them. (And trust me, sometimes I have thought about it!)
So, what say you?
Would you be Agnes Perriweather, or some other crazy name. (Agnes if you are a real person, I do apologize, I pulled that name out of my derriere.)
Would you be the complete opposite type of personality than you are now?
Post and chime in...I can't wait to hear everyone's 'new' names!