Saturday, September 20, 2008

Mockolate? I think notolate!

Ladies and Gents,
There is a true outrage I need to share with you. (I shared it with my classes this morning but you all must know this!)
Chocolate companies (including *ACK* Hershey's) are substituting vegetable oil for cocoa butter in some of their 'chocolate' products. You must now read your labels to make sure your precious chocolate isn't....mockolate!
Why are they doing this? It costs less to put the oil in there than real cocoa butter! ARRGGHH.
Forget worrying about trans fats...
Forget worrying about the gas prices...

PEOPLE THIS IS SERIOUS!
How can we possibly PMS properly (and come out of it properly) without real chocolate???? Hmmm????
We cannot.
Stand up for yourselves and chocolate lovers everywhere and refuse to buy 'mockolate' products-buy only real chocolate!
There!
Now everyone get to CVS (or Mrs. Nelson's) for some REAL American chocolate!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I just checked my Dove mini bars and they are stocked full of cocoa butter, so thanks for the heads up. Next, we should write to our senators, congresspeople, mayors, governors etc & also the Hershey company. We need our genuine chocolate! What else in life is being passed to us in counterfeit form????