A bit of FUN

Ladies and Gents,
Here's a list of things *not* to do in class (remember, this is a funny...)
-Hold your breath and count to 20 during a Heavy routine
-Watch your feet while marching
-Convince yourself to hold your bladder during a standing leg routine with plies
-Laugh at the instructor's big ending as the music plays on
-Gulp a 44 ounce Mount*in Dew before class
-Scream, "Hey that's my spot!" when you see a brand new person in class
-Expect to have skinny legs after attending 1 week of classes
-Actually yell, "Hell to the no" when the instructors asks, "Did you have a good day?"
-Rush the stage when the instructor says, "Skip up and come and see me."
-Take class barefoot (that's old school and dangerous)
-Go over and start reading a magazine in between heavy routines at the top of the curve
-Start eating your snack during class
-Taking a cellphone call while laying on your mat during the floor work
-Scream out, "I hate this routine" at any point during class

Have a great day!